Ebay

"YeahA used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy
(I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Gay Backstreet Boy

We are,
on fire,
we have,
desires,
but one,
is that way,
one backstreet boy isGay.

And we dont want to be mean,
since now hes a queen,
dont ask please,
whichBackstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who?
aint sayin that its aj
Tell me who?
aint sayin that its howie
Tell me who?
I never wanna hear you say: which backstreet boy is gay?
Now I can see him,
hes in womens clothes,
but he dont need an iud,
yeah,
He likes village people,
hes playin croquet,
his dog is a pekinese.
He is on fire,
his back,
prespires,
Wont say, wont say, wont say,
whos gay!

Hes always sayin: aint nuthin but a butt-ache,
aint nuthin but a friutcake,
Hes pickin up a souffl
which backstreetboy is gay?


Ok, were all gay.

Ugly Girl

"Wanna Go for A Ride?"
"Sure Ken!"
"Well Forget It!"

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation of Frankenstein's creation

"You're so ugly you disgust me

"I'm a bland homely girl
All alone in the worldI'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky

You're a dog and a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you 'cause you breath is STANKY

Don't get touched,
I'm afraid'Cause GUYS SAY, I'M AN EYE-SORE

Oooh, Oooh
I'm an ugly girl,
my face makes you hurl I have it,
I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation of frankenstein's creation

You're so ugly you disgust me
Boo-hoo-hoo yeah
You're so ugly you disgust me
Oooh, Oooh

"Oh let's go out and have some fun!"
" I'm sorry, But you're too damn ugly"
"Oh screw you Ken!"